Copyright 2008 by Jon Tschiggfrie, Nick Beacom, et al.
1000 Hobo Names
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| 1 | Scudders P. Keratosis |
| 2 | No-Spleen McGee |
| 3 | Argyle the Chess Player |
| 4 | Jimmy Sits-on-a-Fence |
| 5 | Slick Willie |
| 6 | Wet Willie |
| 7 | Misogynist Willie |
| 8 | Gil Bates, Inventor of the Hobonet |
| 9 | Apricottage Seamus |
| 10 | Spamhead Fishbottom |
| 11 | Gastroboy |
| 12 | D-Boz |
| 13 | Deebz |
| 14 | Hoagie Hobie |
| 15 | Pachycephalus Rex |
| 16 | Amadeus the Seminary Dropout |
| 17 | Helga the Bearded Lady of Mexico |
| 18 | Joey Snoweater |
| 19 | Ricky Crimson Piehole |
| 20 | Lonely Pete the Leper |
| 21 | Mixolydian Mike Mixton |
| 22 | The Sworn Enemy of Bob Ross |
| 23 | Shotgun Spiffs the Zombie Hunter |
| 24 | Hobodroid H3000 |
| 25 | Terry Treeclimber |
| 26 | Fishnet Dogstench the Carolina Bumpkin |
| 27 | Half-Dead Pessimist Bob and his brother Half-Living Optimist Larry |
| 28 | Old Man Lightning Shorts |
| 29 | Throckmorton P. Gilderpant the Timid Hobonaut |
| 30 | Salt Shaka Shaka Shaka |
| 31 | Hatchet-Ass |
| 32 | Uncle Overload |
| 33 | Cousin Banjo Birdseed |
| 34 | Chisel and his Toxic Liver |
| 35 | Phlegm, That Bastard |
| 36 | Big, Tall, Alien Mike the Nintendo Kid |
| 37 | Fratricide Frank |
| 38 | Unprotected Tex |
| 39 | Simple Phil the Asian |
| 40 | Horse Shriek Letterman |
| 41 | Seven-Horse Sitwell, the Bringer of the Hobopocalypse |
| 42 | Jackson the Viennese Asswipe |
| 43 | Red Shirt Lifespan |
| 44 | Nuggetface |
| 45 | The Forkinator |
| 46 | Limburger Lemuel |
| 47 | Nobody-Doesn't-Like Sara Lee |
| 48 | Nobody Doesn't-Like-Sara-Lee |
| 49 | Nobody-Doesn't-Like-Sara Lee |
| 50 | Won't Tip McStingy |
| 51 | Hinkety Pinkety |
| 52 | Scarf-for-a-Neck |
| 53 | Thimble, the Ground Slug Connosieur |
| 54 | Lunchbox O'Flox |
| 55 | Sweet Sweet Picklebreath |
| 56 | Sandwich of Glory Roman |
| 57 | Wolflips |
| 58 | Bada Bing, Bada Steve |
| 59 | El Macaroni |
| 60 | Father Crunchmas |
| 61 | Wookie Bill |
| 62 | Brown Ted, Famous for his Amazing Sugar Cookie Recipe |
| 63 | Guy Asks-for-Change |
| 64 | Gyros the Greek |
| 65 | Hell's Unicorn |
| 66 | Dan the Guitar Fiend |
| 67 | Tin Cap Earl |
| 68 | His Hoboness Prince Fatbert |
| 69 | Soupcan Spitball Eater |
| 70 | What's-Your-Name |
| 71 | Ugly Mort |
| 72 | Axe Pick Raul No-Pants |
| 73 | Tossed Salad Ferdinand |
| 74 | Carl the Cart Avenger |
| 75 | Masked Ollie the XVII |
| 76 | Brown Paper Bag Filthyhair |
| 77 | Soytatoes Brownson |
| 78 | Banananana Flashbulb |
| 79 | The Boxcar Herald |
| 80 | Blackwall Jensen |
| 81 | The Under-Bridge Flapper |
| 82 | Bodystubble |
| 83 | Cowboy Dave, the Jew |
| 84 | Krogg |
| 85 | Backhair Mittens the Feline Tailor |
| 86 | Skeletal Jones |
| 87 | Glass Eyesockets the Hobo Express Conductor |
| 88 | Timely Mark Twixt |
| 89 | Jim Nauseam, the Disbarred Personal Injury Litigator |
| 90 | Norman the Mormon |
| 91 | Trotsky the Carp Wrangler |
| 92 | Johnny Fists-of-Wrath |
| 93 | Bluegrass Pendleton |
| 94 | The Anonymous Donator, Patron of the Unknown |
| 95 | Guest Lecturer Dr. Phyllis Stefanopoulos |
| 96 | Three Piece Suit Max |
| 97 | Honorable Judge Chamberlain Bindle Stiff |
| 98 | Adam, the Mulligan Stew Originator |
| 99 | Garrison Chucks-a-Dummy |
| 100 | The Famed Cannonball Catcher |
| 101 | Jimbo the FRED Hater |
| 102 | Easy Mac, the Surreptitious Delinquent |
| 103 | Plain Sam |
| 104 | Supreme Overlord 7-Fingers |
| 105 | Marcus the Itinerant Bellhop |
| 106 | Squiggles T. Malarkey |
| 107 | Lucky Joseph the Turd Collector |
| 108 | Herman Papilloma Virus |
| 109 | The Symbiotic Relationship of Tim and Howard |
| 110 | Slightly Less Than Jerry |
| 111 | Toolbelt Jack of the Penguins |
| 112 | Randall the Male Soprano |
| 113 | Latin Feely Roberts |
| 114 | Dysart the Distress`ed |
| 115 | Mystic Marion, or ESP |
| 116 | Harry Clint, the Guide for Dummies |
| 117 | Eric Anti-Perspirant |
| 118 | The Self-Appointed King of Go-Carts |
| 119 | Out-by-Eight-Thirty Mike |
| 120 | Tae Kwon Moe |
| 121 | Seersucker Bridgid |
| 122 | Methadone Maleguena, the Turbana Lady |
| 123 | The Blod |
| 124 | Injun Tucker |
| 125 | Carruthers the Summertime Flapass |
| 126 | The Hobo Formerly Known as Stuart |
| 127 | Ransom Jack |
| 128 | Oklahoma Boesen |
| 129 | Mark Sees-His-Own-Shadow |
| 130 | Clem the Manpon Maker |
| 131 | Good Gravy! Joe Burns |
| 132 | Telltale "Boobs" Swarnson |
| 133 | Millertime. |
| 134 | Chief Stuffs-His-Wallet |
| 135 | The Wonderful Wizard of Fuzz |
| 136 | Stackemup |
| 137 | General Sideburns |
| 138 | Stakepounder Nelson |
| 139 | !xobile the Dark |
| 140 | Poobah Pruce |
| 141 | Easy-Catch Clive, the Guy Who Eats Ransom Jack's Notes |
| 142 | Namesake |
| 143 | I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Doug |
| 144 | Weathergates |
| 145 | Bonbon Sean-Sean |
| 146 | Spyflake Jake, Master of Interstate Espionage |
| 147 | Ishityounot |
| 148 | Burnin' Vernon and the Dulcitones |
| 149 | Crippleknuckle |
| 150 | English |
| 151 | The Bellower |
| 152 | Appendicitis Nixon |
| 153 | Holecoat |
| 154 | Hungry Hungry Horace |
| 155 | Rabbitscalper Ted |
| 156 | Lena, the Sockmonkeyteer |
| 157 | Mr. Fold |
| 158 | Big Manuel |
| 159 | Tighteyes |
| 160 | Bill Carver, Greatest Scar Museum on One Foot and a Stick |
| 161 | Klepto Tarbox |
| 162 | Da Jesus |
| 163 | Paybacker |
| 164 | Lord Linus, Dust Magnet |
| 165 | Ratfriend Bates |
| 166 | The Pinto Ressurector |
| 167 | Meteorologist Alex, Forecaster of the Heavens |
| 168 | Dead Oscar the Hypochondriac |
| 169 | Unfortunate Dumas Curses-His-Parents |
| 170 | Johnny Applecore |
| 171 | Succulent Aaron Bacon |
| 172 | Apollo the O |
| 173 | Everyone's Hero, Lester |
| 174 | Billllllllllllllllllllllllll |
| 175 | iTodd, the Portable Music Hobo |
| 176 | Village Elder Quicksand Murphy |
| 177 | Village Idiot Quicksand Sinks-with-Flair |
| 178 | The Blessed Virgin Gary |
| 179 | Hamlet R. Snaggletooth, the Shakespearean Donut |
| 180 | Invisible Invincible |
| 181 | The Melting Pot of Utah |
| 182 | Free-Time Wilson |
| 183 | Ascension Jones |
| 184 | Eusebius T |
| 185 | Wombat Chew |
| 186 | Jeweyes Buntmorton |
| 187 | Spamzilla |
| 188 | "Pasty" Brown |
| 189 | Blackie White |
| 190 | Balloonthigh |
| 191 | Milton Willowmere, Inhaler of Aerosols |
| 192 | Duct Tape Spyro Gyra |
| 193 | Tether Bill Muscleteeth |
| 194 | Nick-L-Nips |
| 195 | Strawpoke Larry |
| 196 | Fitzpedro Sanchez, the Wetback Mick |
| 197 | Two-toed Cletus |
| 198 | Wolfchild Remus |
| 199 | Milt the Squirrel Whisperer |
| 200 | Breastmilk Carl |
| 201 | Plumb Bob |
| 202 | Thanks O'Banion |
| 203 | Can Can I'm the Whistle Man |
| 204 | Apologetic Hans |
| 205 | The One-Stop Taster |
| 206 | Gurgle the Leaden Backstrokist |
| 207 | Bourbon Hardbelly |
| 208 | Freddy Licks-Your-Face |
| 209 | Whole-Part-Whole |
| 210 | No. 625 in the Hobo Hymnal |
| 211 | Suds the Carwash Kid |
| 212 | Reincarnated Kerouac |
| 213 | Wonderful D, the Peg-Leg Athlete |
| 214 | Fire Marshall Question Mark |
| 215 | Interrogation Stan Hobart |
| 216 | Mayday Mayday Nathan |
| 217 | Percy Moonster, Hobo Scribe |
| 218 | Merciless Joe Hat-Too-Wide |
| 219 | Why, Wild Wyatt |
| 220 | Frank the Absurdly Rotund Pharmacist |
| 221 | Nicely-Nicely Johnsonville Bratwurst |
| 222 | Das Milk |
| 223 | The Wand of Doom |
| 224 | Prince Anubis of Denial |
| 225 | Merriam Webfoot, Inventor of Hobonics |
| 226 | Homer Bond, Otherwise Known as Double Oh Kevin |
| 227 | Jack B. Trimble |
| 228 | Jack Bisquick |
| 229 | Miraculous Fumblebottom |
| 230 | Stumpy the Former Acrobat |
| 231 | Uber Francis, Ruler of the Hobodom |
| 232 | Chuck the Eternal Dirtsmith |
| 233 | Motel No-Tell Phyllis |
| 234 | Jack of the Lantern |
| 235 | Fortbuilder Mount Vernon |
| 236 | Merlin the Intuitive Albino |
| 237 | Dumpa Dump |
| 238 | Slowtalker Imam |
| 239 | Brownose the Poosnitch |
| 240 | Rudolph the Sponge-nosed Caboose Jockey |
| 241 | John the Apostle |
| 242 | Greaserag Gary |
| 243 | Tiehopper Bill |
| 244 | Nadia Rainwalker Comanche |
| 245 | Rock Pocket Jones |
| 246 | Asphalt Martin |
| 247 | Tinshoe Gavin |
| 248 | Huge Keyring McGraw the Locksmith |
| 249 | Lenny the Dentist |
| 250 | Hoboy |
| 251 | The Original Athlete's Foot |
| 252 | Peterbilter |
| 253 | Enginehat |
| 254 | Cloudy Puffsmoke the Smoker |
| 255 | Blowhard Terry |
| 256 | Lennox |
| 257 | Sparks, the One-Man Volunteer Fire Department |
| 258 | Crabshack Jerome |
| 259 | Porter Rico |
| 260 | The Klob |
| 261 | Chewy the Masticator |
| 262 | Scootie |
| 263 | Sunfish the Meringue |
| 264 | Sweettone Dulcimator |
| 265 | Methodist Redd |
| 266 | Baptist-Fed |
| 267 | Papist-bred |
| 268 | Lutheran Ted |
| 269 | [sic] |
| 270 | Monkeyfist |
| 271 | Newport Knut |
| 272 | Hot Peppa Slick |
| 273 | Rootwitch |
| 274 | The Velveteen Babbitt |
| 275 | Treat Street No-Pleats |
| 276 | Rubbish Bin Top Hat |
| 277 | Giovanni the Circus Midget |
| 278 | The Personal Philosophy of Play-Doh |
| 279 | Welch's Grape Bruce |
| 280 | Sdrawkcab the Grammarian |
| 281 | Sidewinder the Technophobe |
| 282 | The Magical Ketchup Opener |
| 283 | The One-Year Difference Breitbach Twins |
| 284 | Dir-Dir-Dirk |
| 285 | Julio the Manager of the Britt Jungle |
| 286 | Hobo Schmobo The Cynical Prick |
| 287 | Mrs. S.'s Mescaline Prognosis |
| 288 | Ironspike |
| 289 | The Hobollusionist |
| 290 | Union Jack Pacific |
| 291 | Betty Brent |
| 292 | Dalcroze-Certified Keno the Insane |
| 293 | Sgt. Poorchoice |
| 294 | Dusty Vandersocks |
| 295 | Awkward Brint |
| 296 | Gracious Gate Knocker the Humble Dwarf |
| 297 | Ladder Hands Wind Flapper |
| 298 | Shinbone Sore |
| 299 | Broomstick Corner Leaner |
| 300 | Tree Hole Stump Jumper |
| 301 | Steamwhistle Piehole Johnson |
| 302 | Finnigan Tradepost |
| 303 | Overly Confident Beartamer |
| 304 | Nicholas Beans-in-a-Pan |
| 305 | Tartan Barton |
| 306 | Never-Late the Hearing Impaired |
| 307 | The Legend of Edwin |
| 308 | Twirl'em Holster |
| 309 | Punchdrunk Kraut Der Faust |
| 310 | Yanni's PA |
| 311 | Isaac the Freelance Assassin |
| 312 | Whiny the Futilist |
| 313 | Dem Old Ragtown Blues |
| 314 | Squeaky the Oboe Fondler |
| 315 | Tarfolgers Arnold |
| 316 | Reynold's Choice |
| 317 | Jon, the Anachronist |
| 318 | Magic Stu |
| 319 | Fons and Porter and their Half Hour of Power |
| 320 | Two-Time Leonard |
| 321 | Mick Jagger's Uncle |
| 322 | Jethro the Anarchist |
| 323 | The Lincoln Log Champ-peen |
| 324 | The Many Faces of Tito |
| 325 | Po'boy |
| 326 | Eleven O'clock Drop |
| 327 | Highwaters |
| 328 | Captain Leathers, the Roustabout Extraordinaire |
| 329 | Alistair du Jour |
| 330 | King Cornelius, Lord Dumpington |
| 331 | Beatus Angeli |
| 332 | Aromatic Steve |
| 333 | The Frugal Quail Gourmet |
| 334 | The Extravagant Quail Gourmand |
| 335 | Hammerfist George |
| 336 | Soy-Based Wade |
| 337 | Ufologist Dr. McSnorkel |
| 338 | The Gospel According to Otis |
| 339 | Post-it Flowerpot |
| 340 | Leroy the Avid Photographer |
| 341 | Hobo Nobo |
| 342 | Travellin' Sam, Medicine Man |
| 343 | Running Ed, the Guy Who Has Former Mafia Ties |
| 344 | Seven-Kids-Catholic O'Reilly |
| 345 | Assertive Shaky Knees |
| 346 | Kid Kix |
| 347 | Commodore Crunch |
| 348 | Two-Can Sam |
| 349 | The Quaker Oaf |
| 350 | Boney the Tiger |
| 351 | Luckey Charms (The Breakfast Gang were the least successful group of cereal killers in history due to their overwhelming sense of hobo goodness.) |
| 352 | Scraper de Spatula |
| 353 | Goatman Yellowjinx |
| 354 | Panamanian Franklin Muskrat |
| 355 | Jerry the Ventriloquist |
| 356 | Hee Haw McGraw, the Hy-Vee Frequenter |
| 357 | Bloodgums Sourpuss |
| 358 | Caped Jimmy Douglas |
| 359 | The Canteenite |
| 360 | Pocket Change |
| 361 | Sid Skidson, Son of Skid |
| 362 | Farmer's Market Shoulder-Shrug |
| 363 | Belly-Faced McGurkin |
| 364 | The Mighty Spoon of God |
| 365 | Dee Minor, the Saddest of All Hoboes |
| 366 | Oktoberfest Franz |
| 367 | Phineas the Little |
| 368 | Moosefart |
| 369 | Max the Adrenaline Junkie |
| 370 | Sweet-n-Sour Liam |
| 371 | Basket Fred |
| 372 | Guitarra Fernandez the Maroon-Vested |
| 373 | Second-Rate Bertram |
| 374 | The Stamp Collector Aficionado |
| 375 | Sunny Sideways |
| 376 | Mortimer Flapcheeks, the Hobo Impressionist |
| 377 | Sting |
| 378 | Antidisestablishmentarianist Ed |
| 379 | Donald the Dire Drifter |
| 380 | Industrious Bart |
| 381 | Master Fizzlesticks Coatmeister |
| 382 | Da Dadada Da-Da-Da Jake |
| 383 | Amorous Franco |
| 384 | Suddenly-Certainly |
| 385 | Pete, Ominous Caster of Thirteen Days of Unending Shadow |
| 386 | Scoliosis McHunchalot |
| 387 | Chuck of the Pork Pie Hathood |
| 388 | Igor Sikorsky |
| 389 | Sonic Boomer |
| 390 | Stanley Too-Cheap |
| 391 | Spam-Tracker |
| 392 | Chewable Relief Tom |
| 393 | Marty the Thrift Store |
| 394 | Clean Sparky Gristle |
| 395 | Joe the Caboose Mechanic |
| 396 | Holy Man Miles |
| 397 | Studdering Buster |
| 398 | Big John Skin-Blanket |
| 399 | TJ, which is short for Testosterone Jill |
| 400 | Daniel Cardinal Goobermeister |
| 401 | End-is-Near Fredo |
| 402 | Fretless Scaredy-Pig |
| 403 | Kevin of the Bumpily-Headed |
| 404 | The Soloist |
| 405 | Four Star General Chester Chesthair, Chief of the United States Hobo Corps |
| 406 | The Anishinaabe Kid |
| 407 | Vince the Retired Bandit |
| 408 | Mr. Fipps the Hobotard |
| 409 | Bars-Can't-Hold-Im |
| 410 | Blackened-not-Burned Cliffbeaux Zydeco |
| 411 | Truman Sleeps |
| 412 | Nalgene Norbert |
| 413 | Chris Sillyface Jones |
| 414 | The Dixieland Wonder |
| 415 | Forks-not-Spoons Hank |
| 416 | Jack Gumwad |
| 417 | Horace, Directly Descended from a Second Cousin of Jesus Christ |
| 418 | Skinkjump Panhandler |
| 419 | Omnibus O'Flanaghan |
| 420 | Sewage Department Director Fuddlesworth |
| 421 | Overbite Nan |
| 422 | Underbite Fran |
| 423 | Inbetweenbite Tuck, the Outcast |
| 424 | Born-Again Christian |
| 425 | Druggie Howard, M.D. |
| 426 | Colonface Wilson |
| 427 | Duodenum Pat |
| 428 | The Ghost of Hobos Past |
| 429 | Mescaline Nelson |
| 430 | Jim Beam Jim |
| 431 | The Six-Million Peso Hombre |
| 432 | Paranoid Floyd |
| 433 | F'obo |
| 434 | Mighty Tex the Urinal Painter |
| 435 | Donald the Hobodontist |
| 436 | Dick the Hobotometrist |
| 437 | SuperLou, the Only Adhesive You'll Ever Need |
| 438 | R.I.P. Hobo Ralph |
| 439 | Vagabondus, the Father of Modern Hoboism |
| 440 | Thrice A, the Annoying Anabaptist Abednego |
| 441 | Carroll Spinney |
| 442 | Historic Pauline Wayne |
| 443 | Backwards, Forwards, Upside-Down BOB |
| 444 | Infectious Dwight |
| 445 | Claymation Phil |
| 446 | Floppy Reginald |
| 447 | Muddy Oliver, the Incredible Mustachioed Man |
| 448 | Zeke the Greek |
| 449 | The Star Spangled Arthur |
| 450 | The Ten Plagues of Egbert |
| 451 | Yessireebob |
| 452 | Top Hat Bottom Feeder |
| 453 | The Enduring Tradition of Ted |
| 454 | Lonnie Beaufort |
| 455 | Donnie Beaufort |
| 456 | Ronnie Beaufort |
| 457 | Connie Beaufort |
| 458 | Bonnie Beaufort (The K-Mart Gang were immortalized in Bill Bryson's book, "The Lost Continent.") |
| 459 | Submarine Jack P. Jones |
| 460 | Chug-a-lug |
| 461 | Hobo-Earth.com |
| 462 | Honeycomb Fleecejacket |
| 463 | Colorado Nan |
| 464 | Spiffy Archibald, Keeper of Hobo Lore |
| 465 | Jill the Recluse |
| 466 | Sonny-not-Cher |
| 467 | Xanthan Julius |
| 468 | The Old Man |
| 469 | Scabbard de Bassthumper |
| 470 | Slim to None and Slim Just Left the Building, Therefore, "None" |
| 471 | Sweaty Britches |
| 472 | Roy, the Imaginary Hobosaurus |
| 473 | Freightmaster Willie |
| 474 | Raggedy Andy |
| 475 | Weary Steelrider |
| 476 | Cincinnati Steve Jones |
| 477 | Chattanooga Choo-Choo Charlie |
| 478 | Steamboat Ferguson the Deckhand Pioneer |
| 479 | Gravysuit |
| 480 | Yovowas, Ye Olde Vendor of Wares and Services |
| 481 | Pocketwatch McFlapperson |
| 482 | Der Clapmeister |
| 483 | Nantucket Pete, the Retired Sea Captain |
| 484 | Ol' Foamsides |
| 485 | Logical Bruce Ferretcloth |
| 486 | Idealist / Realist Moe Loesser |
| 487 | Sasquatch |
| 488 | The Midnight Special |
| 489 | Verne the Escape Artist |
| 490 | Nebraska Moral Brian |
| 491 | Hobo-for-Hire |
| 492 | The Unflappable Willingness of Ike |
| 493 | Ulysses S. Grunt |
| 494 | Pillowless O'Sobface |
| 495 | Ragboots, the Last of the Great Hobo Cobblers |
| 496 | Ollie No-Skills, Master of Futility |
| 497 | The Twenty-Ninth Incarnation of His Holiness, the Dalai Hobo |
| 498 | Insanely Lucky Rufus |
| 499 | The Clownhater |
| 500 | Captain Stupendous |
| 501 | The Backhand Face-Rearranger |
| 502 | Throbo and his Half-Brother Strobo, whose misinformed assumption of their own superpowers led to their untimely deaths |
| 503 | Oh Sweet Gene S. |
| 504 | Iowegian Buster |
| 505 | Mr. Gambini the Wandering Minstrel |
| 506 | Jacksonville Bret Wurst |
| 507 | Tuck-and-roll |
| 508 | Beanie Boy |
| 509 | Friendly Floridian Felix |
| 510 | Four-of-a-Kind Slick Sparks |
| 511 | Ray Walston |
| 512 | Cablo Gubla |
| 513 | The Universal Borrower |
| 514 | Manwich |
| 515 | Patrick the Unibrowed Ex-Marine |
| 516 | Meefbucket |
| 517 | J Edgar Herman, Eternal Friend of Turtles |
| 518 | Levity Sam |
| 519 | The Venerable Daniel Kerrigan, Esq. |
| 520 | Motorless Carriage Enos |
| 521 | Prospector Dennis |
| 522 | Maestro Hiram the Steeple Bell Ringer |
| 523 | J G Wentworth, Certified Hobo Accountant |
| 524 | Stellar Spike |
| 525 | Bill and the Ancient Vastness |
| 526 | Lemon Battery-Operated Ephraim |
| 527 | Accident-Prone Jerry Idaho |
| 528 | Crabby Jones |
| 529 | Erik Hansen the Odinist |
| 530 | Melodic Flo and Her Travellin' Band |
| 531 | Flexy, the Mattress Tester |
| 532 | Overalls Stan |
| 533 | Peachy Keen Maureen |
| 534 | Eminent Dominic |
| 535 | Rattletooth |
| 536 | Tin Can Photographer Earl Snapson |
| 537 | Shaky the Duck |
| 538 | Mother Caboose, the Kindly Hobo Matron |
| 539 | Hooverlips |
| 540 | Teenie McGee |
| 541 | Wyoming Merle |
| 542 | The Outlaw Du Jour |
| 543 | False Imprisonment Rollo |
| 544 | Innocently Candid Dale |
| 545 | Fleastitch |
| 546 | Sonobe, the Modular Origami Artiste |
| 547 | Circushand Randy |
| 548 | Half-off Wildman |
| 549 | Colonel Sanford Pens-of-Fire |
| 550 | Penniless Walt Won't-Work |
| 551 | King Crab |
| 552 | Merlin the Alchemist |
| 553 | Ohio Claude Finkel |
| 554 | Saltwater Jeffy |
| 555 | Hector the Nightmare Machine |
| 556 | Icy Tim |
| 557 | Preston McPilfer |
| 558 | Chef Charles Le Phieux |
| 559 | Elephantitis Hank, the Towering Grinferno |
| 560 | Progressive George |
| 561 | Yellowstone Nicky Quickly |
| 562 | Little More Than a Wheelbarrow |
| 563 | The Hobo Missionary |
| 564 | Anders the Nordic Chorister |
| 565 | Diddlysquat |
| 566 | Brave, Brave Tom Crawlspace |
| 567 | The Grand Spelunker |
| 568 | Great Plains Horace |
| 569 | The Dakka Beast |
| 570 | Joseph and his Armored Dromedary |
| 571 | Fat Mark Chokes-on-his-own-Tongue |
| 572 | Ethel Alcohol |
| 573 | Contrabob |
| 574 | Jacques-Pierre the Legionnaire |
| 575 | The Hobous Ubiquitor |
| 576 | Dodecahed-Ron, the Mathematical Wunderkind |
| 577 | Young Olaf Tinpants |
| 578 | Philosophical Ed Debevic |
| 579 | The Uncontrollable Urge of Dennis |
| 580 | Hash-Slingin' Mickey of the Roadside Diner Alliance |
| 581 | Soup Jockey Mickette |
| 582 | Tophat Abraham Woodenthumb |
| 583 | Manford McCouch, the Flea Market Specialist |
| 584 | The Copiously Sweating Monk |
| 585 | Malicious Herpeginis Richard Dreyfuss |
| 586 | The Scourge of the Seven Streams |
| 587 | Liquormeister Vern |
| 588 | Grotesque Nilsson |
| 589 | Greg Festive Bellbottoms |
| 590 | Ferocious Tom Pokes-You-Hard |
| 591 | Silver-Nosed Willis |
| 592 | Blacknips |
| 593 | Ole Burned-Up McGee |
| 594 | Not This One But That One |
| 595 | Either/Or Xerxes |
| 596 | Whiskeybreath the Sober Drunkard |
| 597 | Frank M. Quentis, of Labcoat Notoriety |
| 598 | Steve Calcite |
| 599 | The Throat Plague of 1988 |
| 600 | The Self-Proclaimed King of Rummy |
| 601 | Allegorical Chuck |
| 602 | Alfie Kohn's Toupee |
| 603 | Toadface Saul Krogmeier |
| 604 | Liam Kneeson |
| 605 | Recalcitrant Eddie, the Saved Crapshooter |
| 606 | Homestead Harvey of the Flask |
| 607 | Francis McMayonnaise |
| 608 | Idapoo |
| 609 | Father Sandpaper |
| 610 | Anecdotal Thurgood Liarface |
| 611 | Martin Scoreseasy, the Hobo Documentarist |
| 612 | The Polka Fish |
| 613 | Hymnal Samuel Roberts |
| 614 | The Fantastic Tale of Two-Thirds-Nosed Junior Swaddlesback |
| 615 | Mort, the Renegade Mosquito Collector |
| 616 | Commander Watersavvy, Sworn Enemy of All Pirates |
| 617 | Jail Cell Tom de Tin Yakky Yakky Yak |
| 618 | Oblivious Oblong |
| 619 | The Fool, Which is to Say, Mike Healy |
| 620 | Emperor Han, the Feisty Penguin |
| 621 | Hezekiah the Repentant Sinner |
| 622 | Ain't-No-Bum |
| 623 | Naive Magellan, Cartographer of the Great American Hoboscape |
| 624 | Graphite Sam |
| 625 | Monkey See, Monkey Drew |
| 626 | The Sole Survivor of the Grand Coulee Dam Disaster (What a Fiasco!) |
| 627 | Deersniff |
| 628 | Uiop, the ASDF Assassin |
| 629 | Speedy Slim, the Human Impala |
| 630 | Grassbags Walt, Groundskeep Hunchback from Birth |
| 631 | Amber Waves of Wayne |
| 632 | Purple Mountain Majesteve |
| 633 | Adirondack Jed, the Only Melungeon in Herkimer County |
| 634 | Quotable Granger, the Wild Ass |
| 635 | Common Adam |
| 636 | Lightning Rod DIY |
| 637 | Sand-Buried Bertram |
| 638 | Migratory Ivan Croclegs |
| 639 | Little Baby Raincloud |
| 640 | The Thrice-Drop Out English Major |
| 641 | Lardsweets Eats-for-Cash |
| 642 | Paul Cornshuck the Patriot |
| 643 | Galena Mine Ben |
| 644 | Frozen Yogi Dollarpiece |
| 645 | Sing-Along Kathryn and Her Battery-Operated Autoharp |
| 646 | The The More You Know Guy |
| 647 | Googol-Dex |
| 648 | Officer Frampton McChief Tophat |
| 649 | Acid-Blooded Kryznok the Outsider |
| 650 | Rejected Quinn |
| 651 | Dejected Quinn |
| 652 | Ejected Quinn |
| 653 | Wilhelm the Obese Kraut |
| 654 | Scampers |
| 655 | Holy Smokes, Supplier of Choice Tobacco Products for Hobos |
| 656 | Overdressed Clem, the Nudist |
| 657 | Lenora Mae Nightshade |
| 658 | The Hobo MacGyver |
| 659 | Mr. Sandman |
| 660 | Cocoa Orinoco |
| 661 | Bandsaw Vince, the Seven-Fingered Carpenter |
| 662 | Woody McThermite, the Poorly-Timed Pyromaniac |
| 663 | Audiophile Isaac Calamity, the Collector of All Things Noisy |
| 664 | Snoot |
| 665 | Inquisitive Jack |
| 666 | Lipscomb Sy Earwig |
| 667 | The Great Parole Maker, Master Conviction Avoider |
| 668 | Loophole Rosenstein, the Great Parole Maker's Legal Attache |
| 669 | Spaetzle und Schnitzel Akbar |
| 670 | Bluffdweller |
| 671 | Clean Slate Sam |
| 672 | Arliss the Cowboy |
| 673 | Horny Goutman |
| 674 | Duke Winchester McSpiral |
| 675 | The Most Holy Reverend Carbine |
| 676 | Boater Percy Smythe |
| 677 | The Moustachioed Trombonist |
| 678 | Simon and His Quartz Monocle |
| 679 | Smokey Flick Nostrilgap |
| 680 | Wabasha Gunther |
| 681 | The Minister of Rapid Hair Regrowth |
| 682 | Mike McRump |
| 683 | Keyface |
| 684 | Al the OSHA Retiree |
| 685 | Beerbait |
| 686 | The Carpeted Frenchman |
| 687 | Midnight Max |
| 688 | Nightspeeder |
| 689 | Old Familiar |
| 690 | Yodelin' Mick Begone |
| 691 | Wolfgang Noseart, Composer of the Hobo Requiem |
| 692 | The Junkyard Auditor |
| 693 | Every-So-Often Archibald |
| 694 | Sad Bill Licks-It-Up |
| 695 | Keytar Ivan Moonbeam |
| 696 | Fussy Ulysses the Sissy |
| 697 | Flat Karma Steve |
| 698 | Cougarbreath |
| 699 | Knuckles, the Hobo Clown Thief |
| 700 | One-Hour Photo Slick |
| 701 | Moe Fink |
| 702 | Eddie Packet Allen the Stowaway |
| 703 | Bjorn Bjornstad the Bjoring |
| 704 | Noble Ike |
| 705 | Cheeseholes |
| 706 | Even-Keeled George the Humanitarian |
| 707 | Basejump Fizzletwit |
| 708 | Frenzied Heinrich the Forgetful Banker |
| 709 | Anysea |
| 710 | Funny Laughy Jokeboy, Who's Dead Inside |
| 711 | Paper-or-Plastic Redd |
| 712 | The Humble Life of Wallace |
| 713 | Colin "Nickname" Kettlefish |
| 714 | Octogenarian Gary Generic |
| 715 | The Sandburrower |
| 716 | Rusty the Shopping Cart Salesman |
| 717 | Sodacrack, Distributor of Old Book Smell |
| 718 | Flashlight Don the Baptist |
| 719 | Skape |
| 720 | Canned Air Blowhard, the Subject of Much Ridicule |
| 721 | Clickin' Quincy and His Many Lens Adapters |
| 722 | Steel Wool Perry |
| 723 | Ballotthief |
| 724 | Ultimate Barry "The Ocelot" |
| 725 | H, Just H |
| 726 | Phantom X Minus One |
| 727 | One-shoe Iowa Roadwalker |
| 728 | Ramblin' Dan |
| 729 | Stone McPherson |
| 730 | Autumnfresh |
| 731 | Theisen the Cablehanger |
| 732 | Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Grass |
| 733 | The Double Deuce |
| 734 | Jackson Pincushion Jones |
| 735 | Mostly Toasty the Roastman |
| 736 | Grub |
| 737 | Chubbs |
| 738 | The Great and Powerful Zorbino |
| 739 | Evil Jim |
| 740 | Flick and His Tragically Underdeveloped Sense of Smell |
| 741 | Parrot Eduardo Accentuoso |
| 742 | Trimble, the Only Hobo Ever to Catch the 12:30 to Delmar |
| 743 | Omar Sheriff Hooker |
| 744 | Two-Lane Pete |
| 745 | Wrzyski, Maker of Not-so-Fine Polish Sausages |
| 746 | Zero Nine Eff Nine, Leader of the Revolution |
| 747 | Goes-in-a-Can |
| 748 | Radarange of the Amanas |
| 749 | Rabbit Stew and You-Can-Too |
| 750 | Sly Willy, the Derailment Insurance Salesman |
| 751 | Hundred-Yard-Stare Fritz |
| 752 | Stovecatcher the Hobo Witch Doctor |
| 753 | Long Elmyra Storkinatrix |
| 754 | Friday Odegard |
| 755 | Begrudged Ayler Tomatoleaf |
| 756 | Tomorrow Phillips |
| 757 | J.T. Bowel Renard |
| 758 | Double-A |
| 759 | S, s, s, Steve (Previously Known as Steve the Studderer, but Shortened for Practical Purposes) |
| 760 | Joe: Not Even Close |
| 761 | K-stick |
| 762 | Wheelie McSpinschair |
| 763 | Moonshine O'Halloran |
| 764 | Hobo Francis the Milkman |
| 765 | Stanosaurus Rex |
| 766 | Bootleg Sammy Magnetic |
| 767 | The Tar-Grin Miner |
| 768 | Hugh, the Ringleader |
| 769 | Thuringer Ulysses Tabletop |
| 770 | Horace the Elder |
| 771 | Unscheduled Tabitha Smits |
| 772 | Flaxen Walter Bran |
| 773 | Crunch Buttsteak and His MST3K Obsession |
| 774 | Marcellus the Papal Doppelganger |
| 775 | Tense McShitbrick |
| 776 | Could Be But Isn't |
| 777 | Planky Joe, the Veritable Anthology of Hobo Fables |
| 778 | Saint Stinkybritches |
| 779 | Manfred the Alliterative Fool |
| 780 | Minnesota Just Never Know |
| 781 | Bedford Falkirk |
| 782 | Spherical Henry Buttonchest |
| 783 | Fast-Talkin' Uganda O'Reilly |
| 784 | Wally and His Llama-skin Kneepatch |
| 785 | Recently Declassified Document 1950-HOBO |
| 786 | [Permanently Removed for Violation of Hobo Custom, but Formerly Known as Austin the Unhobo] |
| 787 | Old Half-Pipe Wilson |
| 788 | Misteranmissus |
| 789 | The Sunshine Special |
| 790 | Begonia Bait Sprague |
| 791 | Poodle the Mango Forager |
| 792 | Metal Popcorn Ralph Busttooth |
| 793 | Mugsy Pugsy Billy Bykovski |
| 794 | Irrhythmical Stumbletoes Lee |
| 795 | Rob and His Heartwarming Thanksgiving Story |
| 796 | Vocal Tommy Filibuster |
| 797 | Manly Fran, the Living Paradox |
| 798 | Impossible Freeman Noseplug |
| 799 | Bob the Hobo |
| 800 | Number 800, by Miraculous Happenstance |
| 801 | Number 801, by Contract |
| 802 | Tiny Tin Ty |
| 803 | Evenknickers |
| 804 | Excessively Malevolent Ian of Scots |
| 805 | The Kodak Busker, aka the Freelance Phobographer |
| 806 | Crabby Gordon Kerchief-Loser |
| 807 | Waddlin' Chuck |
| 808 | Stumpy the Heel Amputee |
| 809 | Francois the Sommelier, also known as although he hated the moniker, Frank the Wino |
| 810 | Whiny the Elder |
| 811 | Whiny the Younger |
| 812 | Whiny Shackleton, nee Whiny III |
| 813 | Never-Again Ned (Mind Your Own Business) |
| 814 | The Late Alfred Longchicken |
| 815 | Plumbbob Miles Fink Finkleroy |
| 816 | Dr. Harold Knapsack, the First and Last Hobo Visionary |
| 817 | The Cantankerous Tin Can Tech Man |
| 818 | Roadkill Seamus Baconbreath |
| 819 | Heavenly Disgust and the Muffin of Destiny |
| 820 | Russ Beerbottom |
| 821 | Failure-o-matic, the Android Hobot |
| 822 | Stinky Gus Woodshedder, Lead Tenor of the Belch Brigade |
| 823 | Spiny Eric P, the Toothpick Forager |
| 824 | Alfonso Ytterbium |
| 825 | Officious Mike Stamp-of-Approval |
| 826 | The Burly Soup Kitchen Raider |
| 827 | Traingrab, the Leapfrogging Railcar Bandit |
| 828 | Sparky, Constantly Excited Due to Botulism Intoxication |
| 829 | Apu of Pakistan |
| 830 | The Never-Convicted Ain't-a-Felon |
| 831 | Baked Beans McJeans, the Laundromat Frequenter |
| 832 | Richard, Legend of Luxury |
| 833 | Turbo Hobo |
| 834 | Ugly Waterbag |
| 835 | Politically Incorrect Misty, the Minimal Input St. Thomas Yatch |
| 836 | Mr. Sewercat Spooner |
| 837 | Steamy Croc Jacques |
| 838 | Dopey Iowa Fred Sprinkel |
| 839 | Transient Merle the Eloquent |
| 840 | Mark'n'Lester, the Split Personality Weirdo |
| 841 | Lynx McTypey, Editor for the National Hobographic Society |
| 842 | Clyde Tuesday Sidepatch |
| 843 | Voluminous Quentin Two-Seater |
| 844 | CB Radio Lee Truckstop |
| 845 | The Last Straw of Nassau, MN |
| 846 | Felt-Tipped Zen the Buddhist |
| 847 | Anyone-For-Dennis, the Speech Impediment Athlete |
| 848 | The Ol' Five Strings |
| 849 | Waxy |
| 850 | Pie Thief Nate Slipperyfingers |
| 851 | Luxsaurus the Terrible Lizard of Light |
| 852 | Teetering-Tottering Floyd, the Soberingly Unbalanced Drunk |
| 853 | The Phantom Tollbooth Assailant |
| 854 | Inner City Tom Bumbuster |
| 855 | Dalcroze-Trained Betsy Klean-o |
| 856 | Bayou Buck's Cousin Marty |
| 857 | Traditional Alvin McJones Ragcoat |
| 858 | Feminine Tammy Bootwalker |
| 859 | Meatloaf Up Chuck, also known as Chaz the Reflex Artist |
| 860 | Hobo Higgins, Inhibitor of Rudeness, Protector of Etiquette |
| 861 | Silent Ryan Trainyard, the Bullmobile Evader |
| 862 | Todd Under-Bridge, Not Seen Since 1942 |
| 863 | Wrenchunks |
| 864 | Morton "George" Morton |
| 865 | The Public Area Heavysetter |
| 866 | Nevada-Proud Tim Whackbush |
| 867 | Giles McArmpit |
| 868 | Tummy Twiddler |
| 869 | Huge Frank Mattress-Envy |
| 870 | Martin Hands-Too-Big |
| 871 | Sweetbreads Hibbard |
| 872 | Stinkbait Larry Beefbroth |
| 873 | There's-No-One-Like-Him |
| 874 | Wretched Alfred Nonsense |
| 875 | Kid Whist |
| 876 | Tabless Jed, the Folk Guitarist |
| 877 | Deerstand James Hunchback |
| 878 | Col. Maestro Williams, Conductor of the Hobo Marching Band |
| 879 | Willy Nilly |
| 880 | Iowa State Chris-n-George |
| 881 | Ganges Ed the Yogagod |
| 882 | Albino Joe |
| 883 | The Whitejon |
| 884 | The Darkjon |
| 885 | The Infamous Scatophile Brett |
| 886 | Turdwall Jackson, Union General |
| 887 | Fishmael (The True Heir of Salt Lake) |
| 888 | Posh Sass, Queen of Illiteration |
| 889 | Barb and Bud the Outcasts, Who Live in the Air-Conditioned Rear End of K-Mart |
| 890 | Sassafras Smoothie |
| 891 | Recursion Fred, Whose Name Continues at the Beginning of This Name |
| 892 | Toehammad, Intercessor to the Footgods |
| 893 | Jesus H. Miller |
| 894 | Taco Tico |
| 895 | Burrito Vanburen, Brother-in-Law of Taco Tico |
| 896 | The Other Man Who Wanted Waco |
| 897 | Demon-Kutter Boris |
| 898 | Kitten-Kutter Gregor |
| 899 | F*ckSack |
| 900 | Chairman Mao Zedonk |
| 901 | Border-Patrol |
| 902 | Uncle Pennybag |
| 903 | Gastracula |
| 904 | The Blind Bartimaeus, Moonshine Connoseiur |
| 905 | Witness Protection Pilgrim |
| 906 | Knute Wallace, the Boy Who's Always Cramping for a Tamping |
| 907 | Wendy City |
| 908 | Coco Flan-nell |
| 909 | Strom Burges, PhD, the Doctor of Gain-Fatitude |
| 910 | Phyliss, Mistress of the Underporch |
| 911 | Pigs-In-An-Overcoat |
| 912 | The Little Puddin' Boy |
| 913 | Grimble |
| 914 | Steve Farmer Jones |
| 915 | Burlington Groats Olfactory |
| 916 | Old-Timey Illinois Centralist |
| 917 | Bombshell Bruce |
| 918 | Blacktoast |
| 919 | Burning Man's Cousin |
| 920 | Helter Skelton |
| 921 | The Connecticut Yankee and King Arthur's Corpse |
| 922 | Bursitis Don |
| 923 | Lord Timmy Twat |
| 924 | GORP |
| 925 | Corn Dog Smithers, Man on a Stick |
| 926 | Wailer |
| 927 | Pine-Nut |
| 928 | Beech-Nut |
| 929 | Meth-Nut |
| 930 | Tombourine |
| 931 | Strummin Thumbs, Who Was Never a Bum |
| 932 | Climber McDougal, the Scotch-on-the-Rocks |
| 933 | Tarballs |
| 934 | Fannie-Pincher Frannie |
| 935 | The Girl for Jeepaneema |
| 936 | PB&K |
| 937 | Inseam Jan B. |
| 938 | Gunther the Hunther |
| 939 | Fisheye Bjorn |
| 940 | A Little Stan Mixed with Stale Crackers |
| 941 | The Parasol Lady |
| 942 | Ploughshares MacGillicuddy |
| 943 | Humdrum Pete |
| 944 | Jabber-Walky |
| 945 | Melt-Skin, Experienced Hobo Toxicologist |
| 946 | Merle 'N Earl |
| 947 | Damned Tammy |
| 948 | Stogie Joe |
| 949 | Poundcake |
| 950 | The Bum-Slapper |
| 951 | Dr. Who's Younger Brother, Ted Who |
| 952 | Hobowl |
| 953 | Clamsucker Nate |
| 954 | Time in a Biffy |
| 955 | The Davenport |
| 956 | 40 Enemas, No More Please |
| 957 | Frisky Jed the Hobosexual |
| 958 | Shorty Stewart |
| 959 | Pine-Saul |
| 960 | Hoboweevil |
| 961 | Mexicanteen |
| 962 | Limey Stewart's Third Leg |
| 963 | Captain Esplanade |
| 964 | Spinach Joe Hatbottom |
| 965 | Iggy Grease |
| 966 | All-Tests-Were-Negative |
| 967 | Never Wrong Arnold, Who is, By His Very Nature, Almost Always Wrong |
| 968 | Dewey Cookie Dough Cook |
| 969 | The Great Hobo Panderer, Stuff of Legends |
| 970 | Whistlestop Stretch, Purveyor of Fine Arts and Crafts |
| 971 | Chemistry Nerd Tom L. |
| 972 | Hobo, Fo Sho |
| 973 | Not-My-Department Frank |
| 974 | Jangles the Hoboperator |
| 975 | (Parenthetical Hiram Burgess) |
| 976 | Drippy Keen |
| 977 | Punchy Dom Swagger |
| 978 | Rod Goodwin of the Forest |
| 979 | Tin Breath Magic Fingers |
| 980 | Thirty-Fifth Percentile Jack Topflap |
| 981 | Credentialless Gary |
| 982 | The Road Rouser |
| 983 | Nils, the Sunset Swede |
| 984 | Sir Escobar Trimblecap Fils |
| 985 | Fitzwilliam the Mutt Carrier |
| 986 | Crock Pot Jim |
| 987 | Tellalie |
| 988 | Llama-Fist |
| 989 | Fettucine Alfred |
| 990 | Closet Squat |
| 991 | Pum Pum |
| 992 | Hobogie the Hobo Pilot |
| 993 | Boy-o |
| 994 | Tingles |
| 995 | Blood Vessel Ethel |
| 996 | Bearjaw Willison |
| 997 | St. Biff of the BNSF |
| 998 | Electee Turnbuckle Stewart Flags-On-High, Preeminent Hobo Lobbyist of Our Time and the Great Defender of Hobo Liberty |
| 999 | Bucketspit |
| 1000 | Caleb and His Lackluster Performance Skills |
1000 Hobo Names
Copyright 2008 by Jon Tschiggfrie, Nick Beacom, et al.